Preservation Promoter T-Shirts

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Queen Kong

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Preserved

Neverending Task.

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

"Have they no shame?"

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

AIDS prevention

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Recycling Symbol.

Plastic bag leaves