Preservation Pro T-Shirts

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Nature versus commerce.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Newspaper suicide.

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Preserved

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Trump to Build Wall

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

"Have they no shame?"

'You and your stones collection.'

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Homemade Jam.

Protecting Historic Landmarks

Park Statue

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.'