Preservation Promoter Mugs

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Queen Kong

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Preserved

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Neverending Task.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

"Have they no shame?"

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

AIDS prevention

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Plastic bag leaves

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Recycling Symbol.

Protecting Historic Landmarks