Protein Promoter Mugs

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Things are looking up!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Queen Kong

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Personal Cheerleader.

Neverending Task.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

No negative attitude anytime.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Always look on the bright side.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Narrative play is dead."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'