Protein Promoter Prints

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Things are looking up!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Queen Kong

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Personal Cheerleader.

Neverending Task.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

Always look on the bright side.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

No negative attitude anytime.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."