Plastic-free Promoter Mugs

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Plastic bag leaves

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Prejudice/Empathy

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Queen Kong

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Make love not war

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

Archers.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

AIDS prevention

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"

Donate your Loose Change - As a matter of fact it goes to the bank.

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"