Prevention Promoter T-Shirts

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

AIDS prevention

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

A light after vaccination

Vaccination Joy

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

AIDS prevention

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Get your shot!

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Summer 2019 vs. Summer 2020