Prevention Promoter Gifts

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants

AIDS prevention

"You won’t need refills."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Two cemeteries: Astrazeneca vaccinated vs. Astrazeneca refusal to vaccinate.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

Bobo, you idiot – the mask has to go over your nose.

Vaccination Joy

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

A light after vaccination

AIDS prevention

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Radiant

Get your shot!

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'