Product Promoter Gifts

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Make love not war

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

An honesty of agents

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Trucker advertises his podcast.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

What about the company car you promised?

"So what can you bring to this partnership?"

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'