Partnership Promoter Gifts

"So what can you bring to this partnership?"

"Partnerships work well if you know how to get along."

Create some buzz!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Make love not war

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Club DJ.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

An honesty of agents

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"Narrative play is dead."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Give and Take.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

What about the company car you promised?

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'