Innovation Promoter Gifts

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Eureka!

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Early cyborg.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Blue sky thinking

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Artifishial Intelligence

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."