Friendship Promoter Gifts

Golfing break at the office

A fine Bromance

'I agree we've met some wonderful cruisemates, Harriet, but we can't send Christmas cards to the whole passenger list.'

''Fighting like cats and dogs'? That's just for parents: I don't see why we can't be friends...'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

"Does it work?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Networking

"I hate it when we fight."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"That's our new church mascot."

Lifesaver!

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"You can always count on me."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Valentine, Galentine, Palentine

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'Click 'Like' even if you don't, but are afraid your friends will get mad if you don't.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'