Friendship Promoter Gifts

Golfing break at the office

A fine Bromance

'I agree we've met some wonderful cruisemates, Harriet, but we can't send Christmas cards to the whole passenger list.'

''Fighting like cats and dogs'? That's just for parents: I don't see why we can't be friends...'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

"Does it work?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Networking

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I hate it when we fight."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"That's our new church mascot."

Lifesaver!

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"You can always count on me."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Make love not war

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

Valentine, Galentine, Palentine

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'