Family Love Promoter Gifts

I love my brother!

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Make love not war

Loving family

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Egalitarian family

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Reality of Parenthood

Old and young

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Archers.

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

Man overloaded with samples

Hot chilli...

Gay adoption

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

Me

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"And she smells great!"

''Fighting like cats and dogs'? That's just for parents: I don't see why we can't be friends...'

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

Watch for Pot Holes