Puppy Love Promoter Gifts

"And she smells great!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"What's worse, that or this?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

Make love not war

K-9 Garten

'He's barking mad!'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"All By Myself, Dad?"