Puppy Love Promoter Mugs

"And she smells great!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Calenders.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Make love not war

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

K-9 Garten

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."

'He's barking mad!'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"What's worse, that or this?"