Pup Promoter Mugs

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

What they're thinking.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"And she smells great!"

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"Check-mate! Caught you on another pawn site!"

Dogma