Pet Pun Promoter Mugs

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Licker Store

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'They're for a friend.'

"Jack Russell?"

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Looking for a cool cat.

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

"He's a shiitake."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

'It would never work, Shep - I'm housebroken, you're not.'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'