Pet Pun Promoter Pillows

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

'They're for a friend.'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'It would never work, Shep - I'm housebroken, you're not.'

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"Jack Russell?"

Looking for a cool cat.

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"He's a shiitake."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'