Pet Pun Creator Pillows

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

The Bear Fax.

Australian Mobile Bar

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"Bruno, sit."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Chasebook for Dogs

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

Cat's Tongue

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"I'll have what he's having."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'They're for a friend.'