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"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Australian Mobile Bar

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

#NoJunk

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"I'll have what he's having."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Cat's Tongue

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."