Pet Promoter Mugs

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Pet a Puppy

Lumbar support animal

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"And she smells great!"

Hillary Clinton's cat.

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'