Pup Promoter Gifts

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

What they're thinking.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"And she smells great!"

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

Dogma

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'