Puppet Promoters Gifts

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Finger puppets in church.

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Ventriloquist Audition

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Pubertry

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Writer Puppet

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."