Puppet Show Patron Gifts

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

A Puppet Named Juan

Tut and Carmen.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.