Theater Patron Gifts

Searching for a charming gift for the theater patron in your life? Explore our collection of witty and sentimental items that celebrate their passion for the arts. From mugs to prints, we have something to make every lover of the stage smile and feel appreciated.

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Tut and Carmen.

from $19.00

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

from $19.00

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore mockup

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

from $19.00

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background." mockup

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

from $19.00

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money." mockup

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

from $19.00

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.” mockup

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

from $19.00

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here." mockup

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

from $19.00

'It's my favorite.'

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"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ." mockup

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

from $19.00

'The Saxon King' pub

from $19.00

Surreal ale

from $19.00

Leonore from Fidelio

from $19.00

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

from $19.00

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs." mockup

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

from $19.00

Wildcats Strike.

from $19.00

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom." mockup

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

from $19.00

To-Let Town Centre Map

from $19.00

Funding Cuts for the Arts

from $19.00

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull." mockup

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

from $19.00

Tilted painting

from $19.00

Pub Kendo.

from $19.00

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone." mockup

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

from $19.00

"Yes, but is it art?"

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"Cultural economy - keep it going." mockup

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

from $19.00

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

from $19.00

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .' mockup

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

from $19.00

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.' mockup

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

from $19.00

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?' mockup

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

from $19.00

Circus trousers

from $19.00

John Ruskin

from $19.00

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.' mockup

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

from $19.00

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?' mockup

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

from $19.00

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!' mockup

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

from $19.00

Theatrical Christmas.

from $19.00

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period' mockup

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

from $19.00

Theater Patron Gifts Collection

Theater Patron Mugs

Explore a variety of stage-inspired mugs that make every coffee break a curtain call—ideal for theater lovers with a sense of humor.

Theater Patron Pillows

Find plush pillows featuring theatrical motifs and amusing scenes—perfect for cozy nights and adding a splash of drama to any room.

Theater Patron Prints

Browse our art prints inspired by the theater world—ideal for bringing a touch of the stage into their everyday living space.

Theater Patron T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts with witty theater quotes and playful designs—great for wearing to the theater or adding to their casual wardrobe.