Theater Owner Gifts

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

To-Let Town Centre Map

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Tut and Carmen.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Misunderstood artist

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Shaken not stirred

Beer Stall

Painting taking root...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

The Reaper's Arms