Theater Vendor Gifts

'Fred do you have to do this in every commercial break?'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Tut and Carmen.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Honoré de Balzac

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Champagne

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Daughters on the beach

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."