Spectacle Seller Gifts

"You can't read the form's fine print? Good! Step into our eyeglass sales department."

"Hugh fans!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Chess on TV

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Thank you for deferring your response.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Matador.

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"For sale £470,000 house included"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Big Issue!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Alien Optician.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Budget Opticians.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Optometrist practical jokes

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."