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'I assumed the warning about nudity referred to the movie.'

Tickets - 'All change!'

'The rabbit crapped in his hat.'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Russian doll...

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

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Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

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The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

Solar Storm Expected!

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'