Tickets Gifts

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

Need tickets.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

Solar Storm Expected!

Meter Maid

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

'Two for Tomb Raider."