Ticket Booking Gifts

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Need tickets.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

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'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Solar Storm Expected!

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

'Two for Tomb Raider."

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"