Ticket Seeker Gifts

Football fan

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Irregulars

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Need tickets.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Hole Sale

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."