Ticket Seeker Pillows

Football fan

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Jumble Sale

Need tickets.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Hole Sale

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'