Ticket Hunters Pillows

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Need tickets.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

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'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'