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Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

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Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Need tickets.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

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'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

Solar Storm Expected!

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!