Ticket Clerk Pillows

An officer purchasing a train ticket

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

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Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Need tickets.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

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The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Solar Storm Expected!

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

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"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'