Ticket Clerk Mugs

An officer purchasing a train ticket

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Need tickets.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'