Ticket Taker Mugs

'I didn't accuse you of being a stowaway - I merely asked to see your ticket...'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

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Stonehenge Ticket Office

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

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'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

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"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"