Ticket Hunters Mugs

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Need tickets.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'Two for Tomb Raider."