Seat Seeker Gifts

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Ancient Racing

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bob's Driving School.

Music downloads

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Customer Convention

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"The subwoofers really help."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Computer Controlled Car

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Irregulars

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Cow outboard engine