Settee Seeker Gifts

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Do not disturb...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Jumble Sale

"You're stealing the blanket."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Hole Sale

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Yoga

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Hey, I know a way to stimulate the economy!"

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

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