Stadium Seeker Gifts

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Theatre? No, No, it's the football stadium.'

Fantasy baseball fans camp.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Football

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

What are the chances?

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Pony Rides

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Stratigraphy

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

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