Stage Seeker Gifts

"This one's for me."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"I love the theatre."

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

The Imperfect Storm