Drama Seeker Gifts

Poetry debate

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

The Imperfect Storm

Alberich steals the gold and renounces love

A couple look worried at news of adultery website hacking.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

2008 politics/economy.

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'Let the wild rumpus start!' - two wasps watch as an angler accidentally hooks wasps' nest.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Castaway is attacked by sharks trying to get to the wi-fi island.

Collateral damage...

'It's been a wonderful cruise, Karen and a wonderful romance, but now I have a confession to make - I'm married.' 'Man overboard!'

Love Island

Dark Clouds

'It's over for Ed and me. He's even taken me off his Blackberry.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Oliver Twist - Fagin Awaiting Execution

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

"Do you have any tragedy? All I've got at home is time."

Jerry Springer

"Remember when you could create a vast business empire and then bring it to ruin with just a pen and a napkin."

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"I love you anyway, too."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Clown on bike.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.