Juicy Drama Seeker Gifts

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Dedication to excellence....

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Noah's ark, many lions

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'