Banana Drama Seekers Gifts

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The Imperfect Storm

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Poetry debate

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

Jerry Springer