Banana Detective Saga Gifts

The Banana Crime

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Pie Filling Reader

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Who stole my candy?

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Why have you brought me here?"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Banana Ballet

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Modern animal communication

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

'You are what you eat!'

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

"Oh, I don't know, I find him quite appealing!"

"We don't have job titles here. Not only that, we don't even use our names. Actually, I don't even work here. To be honest, this is probably all a dream."