Banana Buddy Gifts

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Just be yourself."

"Do me next."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

The Worm Charmer

Banana Split...

Bird Torture.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bike Rides

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.