Banana Lounge Enthusiast Gifts

"We don't have job titles here. Not only that, we don't even use our names. Actually, I don't even work here. To be honest, this is probably all a dream."

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Couch Potatoes

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"Yes, it is hot in here."