Banana Aficionados Gifts

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Snoopy with Laptop

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peel poker.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Plum jam...

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'